http://www.carbconundrum.com/carb/n62.html Low carb shake... that... a$$ for me. Shake that a$$ for me! en-us Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:39:54 EDT Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:39:54 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Get crunked, get drunk, get buzzed up, and show off that low carb shake you do! Girl, you are so fine, I think I am about to lose my mind. I can't believe that back in high school you had all of that junk up in your trunk. Girl you were chunky. Sorry. Hey, I tell it like it is. You should be happy we are having this talk at all, as I grind with you on the dance floor. I had the hots for you then, seeing that I like bigger girls, so think about how I feel about you now that you are bumping and grinding on the floor, doing that low carb shake like it's your f*$king job. Damn, girl. I think I'm losin' control. Cutting down on carbs. Working out regularly. Limiting snack food intake. That's her formula for thinness. I can't believe that you dropped all that weight in the past 6 years doing a diet that's low carb. Shake that butt for me some more! Oh yeah! Man, you should really try and trademark that move. You could call it the low carb shake, and you could tell everyone out in the world how you lost all of those pounds with the aid of regular exercise and a whole lot of dietary adjustments. After all, by taking a bite out of carbs you were able to slim down and become a hot chick with a slammin' bod. You need to show off! At least I would if I were you. You have a lot to be proud of because a diet takes a lot of work and energy, as well as a drive to succeed that few of us have. You are to be commended. Now get back on the floor. I wanna see that low carb shake, doll! Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:39:54 EDT