http://www.carbconundrum.com/carbs/n36.html Counting carbs is the cool thing to do these days. If you are counting carbs then you are going to lose mad weight! en-us Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:57:42 EST Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:57:42 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 Thinking about counting carbs? We sure are! That's because we write websites devoted to low carbohydrate dieting... but if we were a mere overweight simpleton such as yourself, we would be counting carbs like mad in an attempt to lose weight! Because it's that easy! CARBOHYDRATES = BAD FOR YOU. ALL OTHER FOOD = AMAZING! Need we break it down for you any more than that? Is there anything else a person really needs to know about counting carbs? The more you ingest every day, the closer you become to dying. Okay, maybe that is a little extreme. But you know that carbohydrates are what make you fat. So don't eat them anymore. Who needs bread or pasta. Those things suck! This is the easiest diet you will ever go on because all you have to do is cut out one aspect of your meals and you will instantly be healthier and thinner. It is like a quick fix, only that the miracle actually takes place. Start counting carbs if you haven't already Seriously, it is never too late to start counting carbs. So let yourself have one more fatty meal of bread and pasta and then get on the road to success with new techniques such as recording every carbohydrate you ingest from now until the end of time. With the help of our resources and our associates, you will learn the different ways of counting carbs and why doing so is so important. You don't want to be the fat guy any longer. Or the only woman at your book club who isn't trying a hip new diet, even though things are not exactly pressing. Who needs exercise or to watch the portions that they eat? This way, all you gotta do is cut out the carbs. So get on it. Begin counting carbs and watch the pounds just fall off you as never before. It will be an amazing transformation for you as you look to turn over a new leaf. One with no carbs! Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:57:42 EST